This is what happens when you mix drinks...

I was at this crazy party last weekend with a wasted clown. I had to take care of him when he got sick, so it was sort of lame. Didn't anybody ever teach him "Beer before liquor, you've never been sicker / liquor before beer, you're in the clear"? And I'll have to admit, the popcorn tasted like shit.



I'm mad at Tyler because there was no lead art for the front page Thursday and he passed up the opportunity to lead the paper with a vomiting clown.

Since we're on the subject of parties, here are some other shots from a few "KILLER" parties!!! (I'm going to cry myself to sleep tonight for that pun):

Tyler Cobb hit by football players

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I decided this photo deserved its own post. More to come.

Football + Snow

BREAKING OLDS: Lunar eclipse

I used the 400mm with a 1.4x converter on my handy tripod (sorry tripod, I know you did not enjoy this). I had to get lucky and catch the moon between clouds.
The color on the fully eclipsed moon is a bit exaggerated because of the longer exposure.

I defy you to take a photo with a more distracting background.

As if all the weight machines weren't enough, the guy bending over in the sleeveless shirt puts the icing on the cake.

If five people comment on this post, I will start blogging again.

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What? A new post? And HDR

In my recent travels, I ventured as far away as Moab, Utah. That was a joke. I hiked around Arches National Park with a couple of friends and decided that since landscape photography is too boring by itself, I'd surely have to give high dynamic range imaging a try. So I handheld some bracketed shots with the D70 and made it all look pretty and fake with Photomatix, then made a pano with Photoshop. Here is the insane-looking product: